Tuesday, February 26, 2008

BIKEZ

Have you ever punched a girl in the face?  You have!?  You are a huge douchebag.

Biking through Stanley Park along the causeway kind of got me down, because firstly, there is a slight incline throughout the park, which is really frustrating because it isn't really a hill to climb and conquer--it is just this subtle push that tells you,"what, you can't go faster that that?" , and you can't go faster, because getting up to speed will just burn you out, and the incline just keeps going, and going and going.  Absolutely no gratification.  Then there are all these cars zooming by coughing out dirty air and abrasive noise.  It just totally chafes a guy.  Once I got to the end of the causeway I realized, instead of trudging into the park after that ride, it would be waaaaaaay better to dispose of a body by just tossing it off the bridge.  It would be totally gratifying.

Green.





I saw this, like, bird, like it was an eagle I think.  Yeah, like a bald eagle.  Like the sun, it was, like gleaming off the, like feathers--like totally blinding.  It was like a really big eagle, probably like the biggest one in the world, like it was so big that you wouldn't believe it.  It was like so big that you would say,"that's like the biggest fucking bald eagle ever, i don't even believe it!", even though you are like looking right at it in the face.  Then he winked at me an dove down under the water, like "SPLOOOOSH!!!!" and went under the water, for like a forty seconds.  Just when I thought this wasn't real, because eagles can't swim, right, and this was like a super eagle made by the government using special drugs to make him like the biggest ever,  he blasted out of the water with a moose in his mouth, or like beak, and flew totally fast into the mountains, probably to go to his nest to feed the baby eagles.  
I love Supernatural British Columbia.

KRAZY KRAB KRAZRZ KOORZ KHIANTI KOKO KOMPUTERZ

Dice has crabs!!! Hahahahahaha.

Gills'n'guts...that might be a good seafood restaurant name.

Ko' gettin' some leg.  Ow'.






Friday, February 22, 2008

ELEVATOR TO NIRVANA



Captain Hook made fucking love to the karaoke version of Stairway to Heaven.  Pretty much redefined the whole meaning of totally fucking blowing it.  Nice try though douchebag.

LUGNAR SUCKLIPSE




SEAWALL FLOSS



The week provided plenty of opportunity to blade the seawall.  J.C. and K.K. (those are vans syndicate heelies) cleaned out their bearings for a cruise, and in doing so brightened up everybody's day.  It is now officially open from Lions Gate to 3rd Beach, so dust off your blades dudes...

PORTLAND TRIP 2

Chicks love to eat weiners.  Chow down.  Hnyaaa!

This is the ATM at the ACE Hotel in Portland.  Apparently military and commerce fit in the same wardrobe.  

I don't know what this building was, but it had a nice communist feel with the silhouette of the majestic bird and the cold facade.  I want to go in the front entrance and find some kind of missile control.  Or a bar full of non-green card holding high price Russian hookers looking for comfort in embezzling hundreds, possibly thousands of dollars from business district suit types.  Fur trim, champagne and caviar, bitches!

Generally the consideration of design in the public domain in Portland is good.  The Pearl District is a fun place to walk around for the "northwest US SOHO" kind of feel...still you should go everywhere else in the city.  I didn't notice many signs like this near the strip clubs off Burnside, but they might have been there...



This was a barber shop, which I noticed because of the font on the window.  It looks like Ojas.  Turns out Weiden+Kennedy is next door.  Connection?


OTHER CHECK OUTS:



CLYDE COMMON...Restaurant with an Alibi Room/Dinner party with friends who cook good home cooked food kind of feel

LEPIGEON...This place was highly recommended for food.  Cozy spot with good looking wine selection and nice food, but it was booked up.  Reservations?

CLARK LEWIS...This spot was also recommended to eat, however the douches had no seats for us.  Let me know if it is good.

Valentines...Casual bar with rock'n'roll. 

POWELL BOOKS...This is a huge bookstore, and not in the Chapters way.  The store is a whole city block.  I am sure you could easily get lost in here for days.  Lots of obscure books, zines and other good stuff.


ACORN CAFE...Also good coffee.

Also, if you go to PDX, bring a bike or skateboard.  The city would be easily accessible with bike, and, obviously Burnside skatepark is there.  

Thursday, February 21, 2008

PORTLAND TRIP

Iraq Iraq

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w+k 12 entrance.

Stumptown Coffee...drink this if you go to Portland--they have good 'spresso.  Plus, just take a look at the ad.  Satanic goat snot energy blast horns.


Best Philly cheesesteak in PDX.

CRYSTAL SKULL

HARRY DUDE

Here is blag that is not gay.


Thursday, February 14, 2008

R+K WINKS



Had the pleasure of hanging out with two sophisticated and slightly promiscuous ladies the other night.  See how they are winking at me?  Like mother like daughter as they say...Say hi to the soba-ya for us girls.

Saturday, February 9, 2008

VID VICIOUS

Inspiring video by KISS...Lick It Up


Dee, Alice, Bobcat and rotten flesh...Cruel To Your School


Psychadellic SID...Interstellar Overdrive pt.1 and pt. 2

Thursday, February 7, 2008

WAXFACE

Being sprayed in the face with hot candle wax bums a dude out.

Revenge.

Nice eczema bro.

2+1 FURNITURE

The furniture show at the Wood Co-op got some press in today's Vancouver Metro...


RANDOMS

 


Armagott wasted and puked from it







SiDE BY SiDE PHOTOSHOOT



Made plans to make some decent documentation of "3CStudio" modular furniture piece "SiDE BY SiDE". I thought I had everything under planned out--I arranged lighting, had a room to shoot it in and I even arranged a model. As you can see from the above image things didn't really turn out as I had hoped. The Facial expression on my model Elliot, if I may call him that, sucessfully summarizes the product of the entire shoot. Totally not a waste of time...oh wait, yes it was. However, I must give a big thanks to my assistant Beau for his genuine efforts.

Monday, February 4, 2008

PINEAPPLE EXPRESS



THIS ONE IS FOR ZEDDY

Friday, February 1, 2008

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT--BEWARE



NOTORIOUS ZEDDY OF INTERNET FAME HAS JUST JUST SLAPPED THE PROVERBIAL HATERS IN THEIR BRAINY FACES--HIS STREET CRED HAS JUST EXPONENTIALLY BURST WITH HIS NEW AFFILIATION WITH THE INFAMOUS PARTY SNAKE CREW. GENTLEMEN, HIDE YOUR WIVES. THERE IS NO MUFFIN MEDICINE OR SMOKES SAFE WITHIN A 10 METER RADIUS OF THIS ANIMAL.

SOULJAH BOY BRINGS BACK HIP HOP CRED




WHERE HAS THIS DUDE BEEN ALL MY LIFE? AFTER I HEARD CRANK THAT I THOUGHT, HOW COULD SOULJAH BOY GET ANY BETTER? HE OBVIOUSLY PROVED ME WRONG. IF I HAD A PLATINUM SONG, I WOULD PROBABLY USE IT AS MY RINGTONE TOO...AND HANG OUT WITH DUDES NAMED AY-RAAB.